How to Become a Werewolf
by Alarie Tennille
Do you ever have insomnia?
Experience disturbing dreams
at the full moon? Then you may be
ready for an exciting change!
It’s easier than you think. That’s
right, for just $39.95 plus shipping
you can get our glow-in-the dark
instructional booklet and DVD (for rainy
night viewing). Sure, you could search
for a werewolf to bite you, but just think
how many ways that can go wrong!
Like violent death, duh. Our patented
DIY process has proven safe and effective
for a smooth transition. Why wait to explore
your wild side? You can start tonight!
That’s right, warm-up nocturnal exercises
will accelerate your training. Stay up till 1:00,
2:00, even better 3:00 a.m. (You don’t want
anyone around to ask what you’re doing,
do you?) Keep it a surprise! Your improved
night vision will be a plus in step 8: Learning
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